more ryanisms

i want to remember these forever ...

me: "ryan, you are wearing my socks"
ryan: "mom, you need to share".
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me: "no gage. you can't eat the laudry soap. that's icky"
ryan: "yeah, gage. rememer the rules. remember the rules bud".
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ryan: "what's that thingy mom?"
me: "oh, that's a canoe"
ryan: "what's it used for?"
me: "it's a boat"
ryan: "ooohhhhhh. it looks like a basket".
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(i am cutting my steak)
ryan: "oh, that is naughty mom. you need to put that knife back. only
big boys can use knives. only me and daddy. you might cut your
finger right off".