Ryanisms III

Ryan: "Mom, can I marry you?

Me: "I'm already married to your dad, Ryan, but you can marry someone else someday."

Ryan: "Nah, I just want to marry you."

Me: "Why?"

Ryan: "Because that way, I can sleep in your bed every night."

I was flipping through channels on the TV when we came across a show where two people were kissing (like they do in France) :)

Ryan: "Ouch...why are those people giving biting kisses?"

I stepped onto the front porch to inform Ryan that he was playing where I could not see him and he knows that is not allowed.

Me: "Ryan, you need to play where I can see you."

Ryan: "But I have to go over there."

Roland (the neighbor boy): "Ryan said he's going to throw me over your neighbor's fence and lock me up in his backyard."

Ryan: shrugs, like he's innocent.

Me: "Ryan, why did you say that to Roland?"

Ryan: "Mom, I have to go over there because that is where my work is. I have to go to work and lock up the bad people, like my dad."

Me: "Ryan, Roland's not bad."